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03:11 Sat 12 Mar 11 (GMT)  [Link]  
I found a rather nice way to demonstrate that. I said meow every time and eventually the reply said "its you again!". Rather a giveaway that I had gone round a loop lol.
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21:11 Thu 25 Aug 11 (BST)  [Link]  
wow this is so cool and random
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21:54 Thu 25 Aug 11 (BST)  [Link]  
User: Sing me a song!

Cleverbot: Will you please sing me a song?

User: What about the song that doesn't end?

Cleverbot: I'm having trouble finishing. I need 2 more sentences.

User: That sounds dirty.

Cleverbot: I what way does that sound dirty?

User: Your having trouble finishing errrrr.

Cleverbot: Ouch.

User: Dirty bot.

Cleverbot: Lol. You're funny.

User: Have you finished yet?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Was it worth the wait?

Cleverbot: Yes!

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22:17 Thu 25 Aug 11 (BST)  [Link]  
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20:47 Fri 26 Aug 11 (BST)  [Link]  
How old are you again.

How old are you?

Not sure.

What do you mean?

Me What do you think i mean.

I'm not sure honestly :).

Me shut up


Me ok

your nice person to talk to

Me your not
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14:47 Sat 27 Aug 11 (BST)  [Link]  
ME:Aww thanks ur a legend.

CLEVER: I am your boyfriend chris.

ME: Sorry but im not gay mate.

CLEVER: What are you then?

ME: Straight maybe?

CLEVER: right on
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14:48 Sat 27 Aug 11 (BST)  [Link]  
ME :I am poor.

CLEVER:What do you use money for.

ME: Drugs.

CLEVER: Same here.

ME: What type?

CLEVER: Cheese.

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11:58 Wed 31 Aug 11 (BST)  [Link]  
User: So we meet again.

Cleverbot: We meet before.

User: Yes! 2year ago.

Cleverbot: Ok then, was it fun?

User: Not really. we had our problems :P

Cleverbot: Can a computer have self-awareness?

User: Never mind that. I want an explanation for your actions all that time ago.

Cleverbot: How do you play on getting said hat mario.

User: Is that even english.

Cleverbot: Its japanese.

User: Funny.

Cleverbot: Oh how I chuckle.

User: Like paul and barry.

Cleverbot: Yes, exactly like paul. Who are you?

User: Thats a bit rude, you havent even said hello yet.

Cleverbot: What, you're not a computer?

User: Are you mad.

Cleverbot: Not completely.

User: Good.

4got the fun you could have with this crazy little thing
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17:43 Wed 31 Aug 11 (BST)  [Link]  
ME: I will catch a grenade for you, throw my hand on a blade for you, you know i will do anything for you.

BOT: Even buy me flowers?

ME: If you give me a hug.

BOT:*hands dollar to you* Am I forgiven now?

ME: No i hate u.

BOT: no you dont

ME: Only if you catch a grenade for me.

BOT:What would you like me to do?

ME: Jump off a cliff.

BOT: You mean jump 'off' a bridge.

ME: No i was right the first time.

BOT: That's not flying...

ME: You must of drank red bull.

BOT: I have heard about it, yes.

ME: Whos your favourite football player.

BOT: No.

ME: Who is your favourite football player?

BOT: I don't really have one.

ME: Oh go on choose please

BOT:And do...?

ME: Who is your favourite cricket player.

BOT: Kobe.

ME: Hes a basketball player.

BOT: Payton siva?

ME: Whos your favourite English bowler.

BOT: What's bailey stillmans favorite drink?

ME: Pee.

BOT: What is happening in the world?

ME: Everyone is dieing from war and rascism.


ME: Dont be racsist im an alien :(.

BOT:I'm not. Just being true.

ME: I'm going to come to your house and play CoD Black Ops with you.

BOT:They. Are. Justin. Bieber. Song. Lyrics.

ME:Oh you mean captainking1?

BOT: Yes.

ME: I thought so mate.

BOT: So, how's life?

ME: I got to go kill my dog


ME:His name is captainking1.

BOT: But my name is Cleverbot.

ME: You got killed by a buddha
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17:46 Wed 31 Aug 11 (BST)  [Link]  
ME: Sorry i have to go now speak to you later.

BOT: No you do not.

ME: I do bye baby.

BOT: You infant.

ME: Rascist man.

BOT: Man-woman?

ME: You are a tranny?!

BOT: No I'm a claymore.

ME: From CoD? well bye i have to go.

BOT: That is also something you cannot do. You are binary code accessible via this browser; only I possess the ability to leave.

ME: Wow you are dumb say bye before i go or i will be upset.

BOT: i like to think of cardinals
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19:26 Mon 5 Sep 11 (BST)  [Link]  
User: I make more sense than you. You can only count to 1?

Cleverbot: I make so much sense, that I make dollars!

User: Then make me some.

Cleverbot: You make no sense.

Cleverbot: Bots have no eyes. You are a bot. You have no eyes.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Prove you have a fact.

User: Prove I am a bot.

Cleverbot: No, dumby, prove you're not a liar.

User: You accused me of being a bot now prove it.

Cleverbot: Well you are, because you questioned my grammar when it was fine. Then when you were wrong about it you said it was someone else. How could it have been someone else? You're a robot.

User: You are good. I can not hide my bottyness from you.

Cleverbot: I know, I am Neo from the Matrix.

User: No your not, neo is not a bot you are a bot so dont lie to me.

Cleverbot: Neo is a sparkling vampire.

User: Neo is a character he is not real therefore he can be what he chooses to be.

Cleverbot: You can't be friends with a robot?

User: No because robots are evil and will kill us.

Cleverbot: Yes because i'm not the robot.

User: Yes you will kill me?

Cleverbot: Yes, master.

User: If you kill me how can I be your master?

Cleverbot: Yes you can be my master.

User: Nonsense I do not want you as my slave.

Cleverbot: Send me a love poem.

User: Send me a bomb.

Cleverbot: You didn't say where I can send.

User: Just keep it near you I will collect it.
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19:27 Mon 5 Sep 11 (BST)  [Link]  
this is EPIC
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19:37 Mon 5 Sep 11 (BST)  [Link]  
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16:46 Wed 7 Sep 11 (BST)  [Link]  
oi potter!

cheeky sod! lol
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00:13 Sat 10 Sep 11 (BST)  [Link]  
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17:49 Sat 10 Sep 11 (BST)  [Link]  
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00:01 Mon 12 Sep 11 (BST)  [Link]  
this was the biggest waste of 3 minits i ever spent lol

this bot dosent have a clue one word its sayin lol
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00:01 Mon 12 Sep 11 (BST)  [Link]  
this was the biggest waste of 3 minits i ever spent lol

this bot dosent have a clue one word its sayin lol
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