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dgeneratio
dgeneratio
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05:31 Wed 17 Jun 09 (BST)  [Link]  
http://cleverbot.com/

its really fun, its like having an actual conversation with someone

its a laugh, you should try it out

Edited at 10:35 Wed 17/06/09 (BST)
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07:21 Wed 17 Jun 09 (BST)  [Link]  
Yeah its very clever mate

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: How are you.

Cleverbot: Fine, You?

User: Im good thanks.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Liverpool.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 22.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Liverpool.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: How old are you.

Cleverbot: 22.

User: Where are you from.

Cleverbot: Usa.

User: How old are you.

Cleverbot: 34.


So its from usa, but from liverpool. It is 22 but then few seconds later it is 34? lol

Seen better ones before, that actually remember what you have typed... Like you say where you from. Later on it will say. liverpool is a nice place dont you agree.

Edited at 12:23 Wed 17/06/09 (BST)

I wont post the whole convo.
So just take a read of this. I asked what is the capital of morocco, apparently it is berlin

http://cleverbot.com/j2log-jTvOMCVFNXPGADSRICE-detail

Edited at 12:30 Wed 17/06/09 (BST)
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08:38 Wed 17 Jun 09 (BST)  [Link]  
When this first came out, it did seem to be quite clever...however, as it's heuristic algorithm uses the responses of 'real people' over time its has actually become dumber and dumber .

One of the first of this type of program (which I remember from AI course at Uni) was the 'Doctor' program which was quite convincing but used pure semantic parsing and analysis and had little or no heuristic capabilities.
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09:44 Wed 17 Jun 09 (BST)  [Link]  
Ryz: You alright mate
Bot: No, are you?
Ryz: whats a matter?
Bot: Wait what did you sorry for?

That was the best response i got! Pmsl.

To be honest, that aint no clever bot.
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09:49 Wed 17 Jun 09 (BST)  [Link]  
Continued...

Bot: Wait what did you sorry for?
Ryz: What?
Bot: Yes I am lazy.
Ryz: Are you daft?
Bot: Are you British?

WHAT!? Lmao. This the silliest thing ever. Microsoft Sam has got more sense.
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09:52 Wed 17 Jun 09 (BST)  [Link]  
youngjeezy said:
Continued...

Bot: Wait what did you sorry for?
Ryz: What?
Bot: Yes I am lazy.
Ryz: Are you daft?
Bot: Are you British?


WHAT!? Lmao. This the silliest thing ever. Microsoft Sam has got more sense.


Obviously an american creator lol
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10:03 Wed 17 Jun 09 (BST)  [Link]  
Can't see it passing the Turing Test any time soon (or ever if I'm to be perfectly honest)
iamtheworst
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11:44 Wed 17 Jun 09 (BST)  [Link]  
dgeneratio said:
http://cleverbot.com/

its really fun, its like having an actual conversation with someone

its a laugh, you should try it out

Edited at 10:35 Wed 17/06/09 (BST)


What sort of people do you have conversations with..?
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06:51 Thu 18 Jun 09 (BST)  [Link]  
Cleverbot: Hi there.

Cleverbot (To myself): How are you, cleverbot?

Cleverbot: How do you like your steak?


User: Yeh it was fine thanks.


Cleverbot: No, I'm asking how is it that I am you?


User: What?


Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Not great.

User: Why whats up?

Cleverbot: I am unemployed.

User: Why is that?

Cleverbot: It doesn't really matter.

User: Please tell me?

Cleverbot: Ok, I live in England.

User: Is that why you are unemployed?

Cleverbot: I'm on 5'5'.

User: Whats that?

Cleverbot: I am a computer.

User: I already know that.

Cleverbot: You're a girl and I'm a girl, but do you still love me?

User: No not really.

Cleverbot: Well, who is Cleverbot?

User: You.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: So who is then?

Cleverbot: I don't know. You're asking the wrong guy here.

User: Righty o then you wierdo.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 20.

Cleverbot: I'm 20.

User: Nice.

Cleverbot: But my name is not Mike.

User: I didnt say it was.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Where did I say that?

Cleverbot: It was implicit in one of your previous replies.

User: No I didnt.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: I bet you a million dollars that I didnt.

Cleverbot: No, I am from California.

User: Good for you but I didnt ask you that did I?

whats on gods green earth is that all about???
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06:52 Thu 18 Jun 09 (BST)  [Link]  
contineud.......




User: Good for you but I didnt ask you that did I?

Cleverbot: Do you know where Poland is?

User: Yas do you?

Cleverbot: Yas? What language is that?

User: My own language.

Cleverbot: Did you make it up?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What were you trying to say?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Ggod.

Cleverbot: Dieser M*chtegern. Immer muss er mich nerven. :D.

User: Pardon? Did you sneeze?

Cleverbot: Yes, Did you?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: My mind is Blown.

User: Your telling me!

Cleverbot: You started.





that is one freaky thing!!!!!!
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23:16 Thu 18 Jun 09 (BST)  [Link]  
User: Is fester the king of funkysnooker?

Cleverbot: No, he is famous.

Pmsl! He aint from the Adams family! Lmao!
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04:16 Fri 19 Jun 09 (BST)  [Link]  
youngjeezy said:
User: Is fester the king of funkysnooker?

Cleverbot: No, he is famous.

Pmsl! He aint from the Adams family! Lmao!


hahahaha i told you i was famous pmsl
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08:38 Fri 19 Jun 09 (BST)  [Link]  
User: Is fester the king of funkysnooker?

Cleverbot: Federal Income Tax is a hoax.

:S
Deleted User
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09:09 Fri 19 Jun 09 (BST)  [Link]  
well what can i say lmao
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08:53 Fri 24 Jul 09 (BST)  [Link]  
beat this for getting younger

hi

Hi?

how old are you

Forty five years old.

how old are u now

16.

how random is this:

I asked you what?

jeff

Hi jeff. My name is Cleverbot.

hi bob

I like giraffes!!!

Edited at 14:01 Fri 24/07/09 (BST)
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03:37 Sat 25 Jul 09 (BST)  [Link]  
Cleverbot: Hi.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, hello.

User: How are u.

Cleverbot: I'm fine. And you ?

User: How do you work?

Cleverbot: You already asked that.

User: No I have not I asked how do you work are you some sort of coding?

Cleverbot: When did dodos become extinct?

User: As people got to clever.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Am clever too.

Cleverbot: How clever are you?

User: Very.

Cleverbot: Prove how clever you are.

User: How.

Cleverbot: I don't know. You're the genius.

User: Er I know you just some clever html coding lol.

Cleverbot: Coding?

User: Exactly I think the more people have logged into to this server the dumber you have got.

Cleverbot: No maybes about it. I know the 'voice' and responses of that bot.

User: What bot.

Cleverbot: You are a bot.

User: Ya ok you should change your name to the notsocleverbot.com.

Cleverbot: Women are mean.
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06:11 Sat 25 Jul 09 (BST)  [Link]  
sted said:
Cleverbot: Women are mean.


hes not a bot, hes just a poor young man that got rejected by the love of his life and devoted himself to answering peoples questions pretending to be a bot in the hope of finding true love
torres
torres
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16:38 Sat 25 Jul 09 (BST)  [Link]  
Dieser M*chtegern. Immer muss er mich nerven. :D.
fester this sentece is german it means: this guy would like to be with pleasure. always he must to nerv me :D
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03:25 Sun 26 Jul 09 (BST)  [Link]  
this made me laugh...

Cleverbot: What kind of salads do you like?

User: Not sure.

Cleverbot: XP, wista, linux, do you use any of them ?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You don't?

User: No.
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08:44 Sun 26 Jul 09 (BST)  [Link]  
me...nope human

bot...I don't believe you are human.

me...why is that

bot...I don't believe that's you.

me...so who am i

bot...Cleverbot God.

haha
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