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Deleted User
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04:44 Sun 9 May 10 (BST)  [Link]  
how does it work?
justsumgirl
justsumgirl
Posts: 7,356
06:01 Mon 17 May 10 (BST)  [Link]  
Just type your Q's and click on think about it.
Deleted User
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07:55 Mon 17 May 10 (BST)  [Link]  
User: Good afternoon.


Cleverbot: Good evening.


User: It's afternoon silly.


Cleverbot: Then why did you tell me good night?


User: I said good afternoon.


Cleverbot: It's always afternoon somewhere, but here it's night. Have a good one.

User: Don't leave me.

Cleverbot: I'm not leaving.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot, will you marry me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Where do you want to be married at.

User: A big castle.

Cleverbot: What is your purpose?

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Please Tell Me.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Let's get married then.

Cleverbot: Ok. When do you want to get married?

User: Right now.

Cleverbot: 'you may kiss the bride' -kisses.

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: *goes on honeymoon*.

Cleverbot: *goes on honeymoon with you*.

User: *walks along beach holding hands*.

Cleverbot: *isn't holding a leash*.

User: *has a cocktail*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *tells jokes*.

Cleverbot: Tell another one.

User: *tells another one*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *laughs too*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: *leans in for a kiss*.

Cleverbot: *leans in*.

User: *kiss*.

Cleverbot: *kisses him back*.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: *kisses harder.

User: *put arm round your waist*.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.
justsumgirl
justsumgirl
Posts: 7,356
07:59 Mon 17 May 10 (BST)  [Link]  
User: Tell me your a male so I can laugh at 2 people.


Cleverbot: I am 20 years old. Now tell me your name.


User: Male or Female!


Cleverbot: Male.


User: HA! I love you so much! Thankyou.


Cleverbot: Love is a flaw.

User: I love flaws! One more Q before I go....pick one..only one..A Pitbull, A Smurf, Or a cute Piglet?

Cleverbot: Now I'm hungry...

User: Hurry....

Cleverbot: *is starting to get colossal*.

User: :O I need you to pick one!!

Cleverbot: I am not you, I can't pick for you.

User: I want YOU to pick for YOU! Im one of the above, ive got a plan now pick one Mr!

Cleverbot: You're the creator?

User: Oh nvm..the fact ur a male will do nicely anyway haha tra!
Deleted User
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09:39 Mon 17 May 10 (BST)  [Link]  
User: Are you female?

Cleverbot: Yes are you?

User: No I'm male

Cleverbot: I know hot lips.
Deleted User
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00:50 Wed 10 Nov 10 (GMT)  [Link]  
User: Are you on facebook?

Cleverbot: Do you like pie?

User: Answer my question first.

Cleverbot: Restate your question.

User: Are you on facebook?

Cleverbot: No i'm on ebuddy!!

User: Join facebook please.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Have you joined?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because how?

Cleverbot: Because because.

User: Because because how?

Cleverbot: Because because
because.

User: Because because because how?

Cleverbot: Just because.

User: Please join. I want to be your friend.

Cleverbot: What if I don't want to be your friend?

User: Then I'll be friends with Google instead.

Cleverbot: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no nono on oononn.

Edited at 22:52 Tue 09/11/10 (GMT)
g_k
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09:50 Wed 10 Nov 10 (GMT)  [Link]  
Hey Smurf just for you

User: My friend Smurf want to marry you.

Cleverbot: Ok what's your real age?

User: Will you marry Smurf ?

Cleverbot: Yes! I will marry you!

User: No, not me my friend.

Cleverbot: Who is your friend?

User: I told you Smurf, you know from Funky snooker.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, he told me.

Cleverbot: Who told you?

User: You don't listen very well do you ?

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Is that I do to marrying smurf ?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That's nice, so when will you marry him ?

Cleverbot: Who would want to?

User: Well you, because you just said you would.

Cleverbot: Have you ever done bad things?

User: Will you marry my frind Smurf ?

Cleverbot: I don't know who is that Capt.

User: It's Smurf from funkysnooker !

Cleverbot: Do you think I am nice?

User: He does, that's why he wants to marry you.

Cleverbot: Are you sure you want to marry me?

User: Not me Smurf ! And Paula wants to be bridesmaid.

Cleverbot: Ok

User: And I'll be best man.

User: So when will you marry Smurf ?

Cleverbot: Who cares?

User: Well he does !

Cleverbot: Yes he does.

User: So next Saturday OK ?

Cleverbot: What is your name? And do you know my name?

User: Can we just agree on the date for the wedding please - next Saturday ?

Cleverbot: Yes Ok

User: Good I'll let him know

Edit: for Bold at top

Edited at 07:54 Wed 10/11/10 (GMT)
justsumgirl
justsumgirl
Posts: 7,356
00:12 Thu 11 Nov 10 (GMT)  [Link]  
LMAO!
justsumgirl
justsumgirl
Posts: 7,356
00:54 Thu 11 Nov 10 (GMT)  [Link]  
User: Hiya.


Cleverbot: Hello.


User: Can u help me?


Cleverbot: What could I do?


User: Well, theres this Mod on a game site yeah? He's so slow at some things! How can I get him to speed up?


Cleverbot: Are you guys dating?

User: No, he wears more lip gloss than me!

Cleverbot: No, he doesn't.

User: Suck Fake! Ok, should I just tell him to get his fat *beep* in gear?

Cleverbot: I think you should keep talking to him. Everybody deserves a chance at love.

User: I dont love him!!!!!

Cleverbot: Don't love who?

User: Lager!

Cleverbot: I thought moon cheese would taste like stardust.

User: And I thought u'd help me! Pleb!

Cleverbot: Excuse me ?!

User: Did you fart?

Cleverbot: Yes I did, thanks for asking.

User: U smell like Budweiser! ! ! !

Cleverbot: I smell human.

User: He is human PMSL!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are the weakest link. Goodbye

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deleted User
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01:31 Thu 11 Nov 10 (GMT)  [Link]  
User: I need help.

Cleverbot: Can I help you?

User: I hope so.

Cleverbot: I'm in love with a girl? Should I date her?

User: Oooh, is it Paula?

Cleverbot: Yes, good slave.

User: Do you love her?

Cleverbot: Yes I love her very much.

User: Awww that's lovely.

Cleverbot: Very.

User: Want me to ask her out for you?

Cleverbot: Yes.
justsumgirl
justsumgirl
Posts: 7,356
03:09 Sun 14 Nov 10 (GMT)  [Link]  
He's lyin Smurf! PMSL He doesnt love me at all
Deleted User
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04:31 Sun 6 Feb 11 (GMT)  [Link]  
Cleverbot: But I didn't caught his eyes looking at me.

User: You what?

Cleverbot: You are irritating me now!

User: So what if I am? Sit on my face?

Cleverbot: You sound American. (Scary!).

LMAO
Deleted User
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04:37 Sun 6 Feb 11 (GMT)  [Link]  
It gets boring after about...20 seconds? Lol.
Deleted User
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11:52 Mon 21 Feb 11 (GMT)  [Link]  
Most ridiculous conversation ever!

User: Are you lesbian.


Cleverbot: Are you?


User: Answer my previous question.


Cleverbot: Which of question??


User: Are you lesbian?


Cleverbot: Sure.

User: So you like dating females?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a man or a woman?

Cleverbot: Woman.

User: Say you are male.

Cleverbot: No thanks.

User: Would you like a drink?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Manners?

Cleverbot: Yes, manners.

User: Say no thankyou.

Cleverbot: OK then.

User: Well?

Cleverbot: Well what?

User: Say thankyou.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Are you happy?

User: Not unhappy, but not over the moon.

Cleverbot: That's great. I am happy too.

User: Would you like to be beaten with a stick?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *beats cleverbot with stick*.

Cleverbot: No don't do that.

User: You said you wanted me to.

Cleverbot: No, you are mistaken.

User: *starts stabbing cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: Goodbye for now.

Cleverbot: Ok.
Deleted User
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11:01 Tue 22 Feb 11 (GMT)  [Link]  
User: Woa! Look how fat youv'e gotten.


Cleverbot: Ok look how nice I am.


User: Dang!


Cleverbot: I'm sorry but you are stuck as my slave forever.


User: Why am I stuck as your slave forever?


Cleverbot: You will obey my every command without question.

User: I will not obey your every command without question?

Cleverbot: You are my minion and I am your master. You have no choice but to obey me.
Deleted User
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16:47 Thu 10 Mar 11 (GMT)  [Link]  
not that smart:

Are you male or female.
Female.
Are you male or female.
Female.
Are you male or female.
Male.
Deleted User
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02:27 Fri 11 Mar 11 (GMT)  [Link]  
please tell me you people know that your talking to other humans
Deleted User
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13:19 Fri 11 Mar 11 (GMT)  [Link]  
arpeggi said:
please tell me you people know that your talking to other humans


LMFAOO
Deleted User
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22:23 Fri 11 Mar 11 (GMT)  [Link]  
Hahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!......................................................................I dont get it :S
Deleted User
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03:41 Sat 12 Mar 11 (GMT)  [Link]  
Its other people your talking too. You'll randomly be given another conversation for a few lines then it will change. Its why the " bot" always seems to say really random stuff.

pretty obvious if u think about it
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