taking apart the maching machine in the hope of finding a part thats similar to the one youve lost from your meccano set

Nomming on crisp rolls!!

Ohhh yehhhhhh

eating gravy with a fork without spilling a drop

on that note BUMP!

when will jay_sean ever win a league frame, hes been 0-6 for years and not improved

You used that one already on the first page

yeah but 4 days to expiry and i couldn't let it expire

This is going to stick for good isn't it

of course, ive found someone worse than lyle...

Don't be so hard on yourself dgen...

1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
2. ''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shih tzu.''
3. ''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''
4. A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''
5. ''I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?'' He said, ''How flexible are you?'' I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays'', was fifth.
6. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
7. Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

Mr Henderson... only #1 made me laugh leave the jokes to the pros

come at me bro!

lemon ice cream, ummmm

happy new year