I used to love this thread before it stopped getting posted on some funny times haha!

Other day went Geordie land walked into McDonalds and I say to the girl behind the counter 'Do you come here often'
KABOOM! She loved it

Monday night I say the same to a girl at a Cash Machine her reaction was not as appealing =(

You're hotter than donut grease.

Girl - I have a boyfriend.
Guy - I have a pet goldfish.
Girl - What?
Guy - I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.

LOL!!!!!!

Simon, are you single because if you are, i can see why from above

have you got a mirror in yer knickers?.... coz i can see myself in them later :)D

The best one yet:

Feel my brick *hit with brick* works every time haha

do you sleep on yer stomach? if not..... can i?

HAHA You've just potentially made my night with that line lol

Old and Cheesy

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

yes

Wanna go play with the army tanks so we can beat the (bad word) out of each other

HAHA

I'm not trying anything on, I always put my hands there

Hello, here's 20 quid. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me

My friends over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the fittest person in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

'Do you have sex on your first date?'

Girl: 'No'

'Can we pretend it's the second?'

Lad: There are 20 letters in the alphabet right?

Girl: No, 26

Lad: Oh yeaah I forgot U R A Q T

Girl: Haha, thats only 25

Lad: I know, I was going to give you the D later.

My sort of thing haha quality! Pick of the bunch this one

"Nice legs , what time do they open ? "