I was playing a game against some random guy, he was in the middle of a break and I had a Katy Perry song stuck in my head...so naturally, I start belting it out on my keyboard...

CALIFORNIA GIRLS, WE'RE UNFORGETTABLE
DAISY DUKES, BIKINIS ON TOP
SUN-KISSED SKIN, SO HOT
WE'LL MELT YOUR POPSICLE
OOOOAAAHHHAA
OOOAAAAAAHHHHHAAA

The guy misses a shot, and next thing I know he's accusing me of cheating and using put-off tactics!!! Can you believe it?! Seems as though you can't even have an innocent little sing-song on funkysnooker these days without someone having a fit about it!!! Has it really come to this!?!??

make a decent thread m8, want some tips inbox me.

Why would someone have a fit about you playing a rubbish katy perry track, Its not like the other player could hear the song is it?

'Hot_________ more like slow & cheat shot'

Yep, if I want to be a whinging boring old sadcase I know who to turn to.

So every time you have a song stuck in your head you feel the need to run to the nearest computer and smash the lyrics out on the keyboard?

Disagree with the claims of you being a cheat from your opponent, maybe they are a sore loser.

One thing is for sure though, you need to listen to some good music.

lol mich!

Is this guy the new wannabe me or something? Failing miserably.

what u talkin bout fool, California Gurls is the epitomy of art. Have you seen the video?

who are you and why should I give a hoot

Sorry Mr. T, maybe you should "get some nuts".

Apology accepted. Now go and learn how to appreciate true art.

Who am I? Haha good one.
And give a "hoot"? From your picture you look about 9, yet you use words that even a 50 year old wouldn't dare use.

Get off my website before I make you cry like a little girl.

KEYBOARD FIGHTTTTT

let's do it

It wouldn't be a fight, it would just be me bullying you until you leave Funkysnooker for good.

jack_pot, more like crack_pot, lolololol

1-0 to me, ooooooohhh yeah

1. ACCEPTABLE LANGUAGE
Please do not use language that is threatening, abusive, harassing, tortious, defamatory, vulgar, obscene, libelous, invasive of another's privacy, hateful, or racially, ethnically or otherwise objectionable.

I find the term "crack_pot" threatening, abusive, defamatory, vulgar and obscene, so I've had no choice but to report you to the admins.

In my home country of uzbekistan, 'crack_pot' is an endearing term used to describe short people. I'm confident the admins will take this into account.

I'm confident, the admin will have your real I.P address which shows you don't live in Uzbekistan...

Well of course not silly, I moved.

to Jamaica.