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sarah
sarah
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08:52 Mon 22 Feb 16 (GMT)  [Link]  
Hey'

So yesterday this guy knocked on my door and said he was looking for donations for the new swimming pool that is due to open.....

so i gave him a glass of water


gerard_m
gerard_m
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02:00 Fri 27 May 16 (BST)  [Link]  
Knock knock, who's there? Nick...
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12:00 Sat 2 Jul 16 (BST)  [Link]  
englishman, irishman and scotsman in a plane and each of them have to throw something out the plane

englishaman throws out a banana " dont need that"
irishman throws out an orange " dont need that either"
scotsman throws out a bomb " i dont need that"

plan lands and they go home to thier wives

englishmans wife " i slipped on this banana skin hurt myself"
irishmans wife " i got hit with this blasted orange"

scotsmans wife was laughing " whats so funny?"

" oh nothing dear i was outside gardening, bent over and farted and the house blew up"
chezz
chezz
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16:48 Sat 16 Jul 16 (BST)  [Link]  
watchinawe
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14:10 Wed 26 Oct 16 (BST)  [Link]  
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