i hear it now g_k wants more,
his head may not fit out the door!
but yes he's cool,
and yes he's class,
just wanna tell him.....kiss my ash!

Jimi, I don't about you ash
But I would probably kiss your feet
So at another poem I'll have a bash
Your poems short but oh so neat.

While I struggle with rhymes
It seems so easy for you
I try so many times
And mine end up like P...rubbish

So the point of this rhyming petition
I very nearly almost forgot
Jimi my friend is to get you a new position
Of Funky Snooker's Poet Laureate !!

lmao my friend,
yer daft idea's gotta end,
coz it aint for a poet like me.
there are so many more,
that deserve that award,
coz mine are just rubbish and free

now unless i'm wrong there's more on snooks,
but am thinkin they're not reading poetry books,
for posts on here are few and far between,
very scant on poets in funky snooker it seems

so come on in the 'dark side' be more like pool,
come and write nonsense like 'jimi the fool',
for a laugh and a giggle is wot it's about,
so have a we go and ignore any doubt.

One ive just done on pool...


Two days gone, your getting slack
Maybe this thread, we should sack

Do you guys think it would be best
If we laid the poem thread to rest?

Opinions please, if you may
Just post a line and have your say

But before you do i'd like to add
If it ends, this girl would be sad

Oh yano what, dont leave ur word
Cos for it to go would be absurd

I once vowed id not let it die
So here i am giving it another try
I
f the person i made this promise to
Is reading this...im thinking of you

Get in touch, you'll find a way
You know you can read here each day

Yr after yr ive mentioned your name
Here where we met on this funky game

To all other get ur poet heads on
Keep er lit ;) bring it on!!!



~ Lara Croft ~

my ickle girl is bein sick,
it's comin out both ends
i hope she will be up and about,
her dodgy belly will hopefully mend.

we're goin thro towels thick and fast,
and lots of PJ's too,
the smell of sick is all around,
I'll not tell you bout the poo!!!!

Twinkle twinkle little stars,
How Matty wonders what you are,
Underneath those stars so right,
Like a swear word in disguise,
Twinkle twinkle little stars,
Will I get banned for not being bright.

Dedicated to the moderating team, love you all

poems comin thick and fast,
you snooker folk are keek!!!!
get on and write some poems guys,
try it just once a week.

i see yer all keen to have a go,
and paula is even a 'no-show'
so i guess the thing that i think's best,
is to leave this poem thread to rest

Its time to make an effort
To keep the poems thread going
So come on guys get posting
And keep the poems flowing

How long will it last
Time will only tell
But do it now and do it quick
To ring Jimi Claptons bell

Poems are quite fun to write
So get your fingers in some motion
It aint about how big they are
Its the motion in the ocean

So lets hear it one last time
For the Real Poems Thread
To keep Jimmi very happy
He'll be smiling when hes dead

I dont want you to die Jim
I want you on this earth
But once you pop your cloggs
There will be a childbirth

Babies are a fuss right
They always poop and scream
So settle down with cheesecake
Dont forget to squirt your cream

I am THE SEXY HOT M wood
I am a Forest Fan
And ladies it is all true
I really am All Man

Notts Forest will come good
We just need to take the lead
Get a goal from Izzy Miller
From a cross from Andy Reid

Trent End is full of passion
We hate the dirty Derby Sheep
They played on when Cohen was injured
I wont swear at them ill bleep

Anywho its almost three
I must win Power Snooker
Ive won 47 already
Every one of which was a fluker

So time to go and get going
This was a fun time
See if you can outdo me
It wont be as good as mine

M_Wood
Legend
Icon
Sexy
King

Say goodbye to Alex a snooker star was he
around the snooker table he would quickly flee
the people called him hurricane and love to watch him play
sat there in suspense as the balls were put away
flying round the table faster then the light
such an entertainer who filled us with delight
now is home is heaven and his suffering is free
the man they called the hurricane will go down history.

Great poems!!!

Heres one i done over on pool for Jimi


Hippesville

H ~ is for hippesville ye olde great poet
I ~ is for impecable but does he know it?
P ~ is for perfect...ahem that is me :P
P ~ is playful he's that too you see
E ~ is for easy he makes his rhymes seem
S ~ is for strong his character is reem
V ~ is for vexed no thats just not him
I ~ is for imaginary his poems never dim
L ~ is for lovely thats what he is too
L ~ is for lucky cos i know him, do you?
E ~ the last letter and it stands for end....the last initial of Hippesville our dear funky friend


~Paula~

Brilliant poems

Hmm! I like Paulas idea there so lets give it a whirld...

M ~ is for Matthew, Mr Woods first name
W ~ iis for wasteful, dont use his name in vain
O ~ is for onions as I like onion rings
O ~ is for Opera, you can tell when he sings
D ~ is for Downright handsome, you know that its true
I ~ is for Intelligence and plenty of it too
S ~ is for smart especially in pinstripe trousers
G ~ is for Gorgeous and girls think hes wowsers
O ~ is for One, as Mr Wood drinks more than this the bar
R ~ is Really Funny, take notes Jimmy Carr
G ~ is for Gorgeous, its worth mentioning twice
E ~ is for expertise, he gives incredible advice
O ~ is for OMG, his wit and charm makes you smile
U ~ is is for Unwise, when Wood ran that 6 mile
S ~ is for Shooks the poems over, wasnt it a joy
Whatever you think of Wood, hes just a funny witty boy

*looks on in shock at the major activity*

gawd snooks is borin, no banter or craic!
only over 60's and they're all full of kack!
only exclamations comin out from my mouth!
poems are scarce.........think i'd best be goin out!!!

lol

.......poem?????

wouldnt even attempt to lol

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