Lets hear them then

are you even old enough to use a chatup line?


is your second name gillette cuz your the best a man can get??

are you wearing spacepants cuz your "behind" is out of this world

are ya well? cuz your looking well


all guaranteed to get you a slap

ive seemed to lost me number can i av yours

I have so many, but they'd get removed for being inappropriate.. lol.

sean the lil pimp

I get by..

Shall I do a boring cheesy one?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you and I together

Guy: My special watch tells me you aren't wearing any underwear.

Girl: Well I am wearing underwear..

Guy: It must be an hour fast..

hahahahahahahaha niceeeeeeeeee

^^^^agreed!!!


"get your coat you've pulled"

I've personally always liked this one Saw it on youtube a while ago..

A guy goes up to some ugly girl with a sexy friend. He asks the ugly girl, "do you want to dance?".
Surprised at the offer, she shouts "yes!".
The guy says, "good, go dance. I want to be alone with your friend.."

pmsl!!! priceless!!!


my most successful one is "have you got a lighter?"... its not a line but its a good first sentence and cant fail.... your told to F off you just say "all i wanted was a lighter" or you end up talking and so on and so forth lol

Maybe I'm a bit too young to do that Also, I don't smoke so I'd be screwed if they say yeah

Haha good one

most stupid line i ever used was "you look bored, come on lets dance"

was all going great until she got a text saying "wtf are you doing, your bf is outside waiting for you"

Do you work for Royal Mail?

No?

I swear I saw you checking out my package!

Grab your goat you've pulled!

Edited at 01:47 Tue 20/04/10 (BST)

PMSL!

lmfaoooo

grab your goat? lol only a welsh person would say that

And why is that?

no reason