I know, Im to crap to even think of applying.

Bomjaza wanted by every clan? I beg to differ snooker:total domination never asked him not wanted.

lol cuz they dont need him.

A clan or any team with too many god-like players, will jus cause the team to explode...i mean literally the name, the whole team and idea, all players gone, their ego's caused everything to go up!

It's just too much!

<--Yeah..it could happen

Edited at 18:55 Mon 10/09/12 (BST)

He is a tad overrated in my opinion.

To be completely honest, the fact he's a Man United fan never came into the decision making process. He simply isn't good enough to play for the almighty London Silly Nannies.

Yeah he's far too nice a guy for fse

nice name and banter here, reminds me of a mini version of lipstick boys

Slatty its not F.S.E.

The name tristram springs to mind, good luck!!

Good job we ain't FSE then an it ;-).

As Cam said

New Team Member: mossypotty

This guy's not a manc or a girl and I'm pretty sure he hates metal, so he's definitely in! Welcome to the team bossyspotty!

Two new team members:

hazza94
rqjimmy

These guys were both ranked over 1200 on their previous accounts. Tremble in fear at their sheer awesomeness!

Welcome steve25! Another fantastic addition to the London Silly Nannies!

Our latest team member is msl!

Fun fact: msl is actually Ding Junhui in disguise. Welcome to the team Ding!

I'm proud to announce our biggest signing so far - our new junior junior assistant vice captain, jaysoros! This is a real coup for the London Silly Nannies! Welcome jay!

No new recruits?

I'm glad you asked that, because lightbreeze is our newest signing! Welcome to the team breezeblock! Don't let his overall 640.8 ranking decieve you....on a good day he's more like 670

Stand by for more big name signings!

This one is HUGE! smiffy05 has turned down offers from various other clans to join up with the London Silly Nannies! Snooker: Total Domination were offering him twice the wages apparently, but the prospect of playing on the same team as me, solace, was just too good to turn down. Welcome aboard smiffers!!!

With great regret and deep sadness, I must inform you all that the London Silly Nannies have been forced to disband. Turns out none of us can actually be bothered to play.

It's been a long and emotional journey, but we can all look back proudly on this brief period of our lives and say, "I was a London Silly Nanny". The friendships we've formed over these last couple of weeks will last a lifetime (or at least til we get bored of snooker and find a slightly less lame online game).

On behalf of the London Silly Nannies, thank you funkysnooker...and goodbye! xxx

Edited by forum moderator mattywellie, at 11:06 Wed 19/09/12 (BST)